fuqa:

i legit can’t wait for this omfg

(Source: jimmytfallon, via mrssethmeyers)

thedarkestglow:

me in sport
porn site:: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old:: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site::
fifteen year old::
cop:: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old:: *starts crying*
cop:: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH

“Windows Down”

(Source: kendallzchmidt, via ohyeahbtrboys)

(Source: kurtsies)

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The Perks of Being a Wallflower trailer (tumblr embedded.)

(Source: melchiors)

thedarkestglow:

my birthday cake please

groovymuttations:

“it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on

(via tinamfey)


Ringo: What was it that first attracted you to me?John: Well, you’re very polite.